Evening Kids

vickyxxx wrote:

Strive wrote: he was gonna be in the garden with wood again

i never knew your fella got so excited by gardening that he got wood,isnt there some sort of fetish group for people like him

Newby might be the person to ask!

ian_d wrote:

vickyxxx wrote:

Strive wrote: he was gonna be in the garden with wood again

i never knew your fella got so excited by gardening that he got wood,isnt there some sort of fetish group for people like him

Newby might be the person to ask!

Oooh, i suggest both newby *and* kris give you a slap for that. I'm sure newby's far too innocent to know those things

evening everyone. Are you going to take the photos to show us Peter when they punch Ian?

Michelle wrote:Are you going to take the photos to show us Peter when they punch Ian?

Gladly

my cross eyed friend

Evening peeps

evening kris and everyone else

bloody hell - tis none other than the prodicol son!!
Good evening dear sir - and how are we?

Evening Vicky - hows the head?

Hey Vicky.

How's you and the tribe?

Hello Michelle. I'm actually around this evening!

im a round every evening and usually during the day too

lol,head is getting a little better thankyou

we are fine thankyou kris,i hope you are too

Is anyone else having hiccups if they try to refesh the homepage?

And good evening all. Peter, I won't get punched.

mine slowed down a bit just now on here and in chat, so i had to shut it down and reopen it. I thought it was just my comp being senile though coz it had a dicky fit lastnight

Fear not people. It wont be troubling you for long.

I wish I could say I've been working on a surprise for you but unfortunately I know sod all about it. Marc has been working away and in due course a shiny new website will be ready for you all courtesy of his good self

Kris wrote:Fear not people. It wont be troubling you for long.

I wish I could say I've been working on a surprise for you but unfortunately I know sod all about it. Marc has been working away and in due course a shiny new website will be ready for you all courtesy of his good self

Eee! That's ace.

Much thanks to the both of you.

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that explains things a bit - Marcs breaking it for us

No, seriously guys, thanks ever-so-much for sorting this for us all so we 'clique' can stay in contact. Youre both doing good and we are grateful to you for your efforts XXXXXX see, told you we were

marcs my hubby and even im out of the loop,he wont tell me anything

vickyxxx wrote:marcs my hubby and even im out of the loop,he wont tell me anything

dont take it personally love - thats what husbands are for - to not tell us anything

Haha. Smells like a top secret mission to me.

I'm appauled though.

I was sat in McDonalds drive thru last night at 11:15 waiting for a good 15 minutes before I finally got to the last window to get my food.

Just as I arrive I see this monsterous beast thundering down the drive thru like donky cong. I deliberately get close to the window but she just shoe horned herself between my car and the window so she could scream about them having the ordasity to put salad in her big mac (can you believe it!?).

Anyway, it ended up in much verbal abuse when her daughter (who I swear can't have been any older than Shawna - even though she looked like she'd just eaten Shawna) fell against my car and I asked her nicely to remove her diseased morbidly obese hand from my cars bodywork and the alfa beast turned around and gave me a mouth full of Flem filled abuse.

Once the staff managed to launch a team on an epic mission to get round the thing and deliver my McFlurry I ended the convosation by calling her a 'Fucking cacker' and leaving her in a cloud of diesel smoke.

Jeez, don't you just hate people like that. She was demanding free food, then after being given her order twice she demanded a refund too. Dirty bitch.

Newby was saying you encountered a potential "customer" of your's last night at McDonalds.

You didn't say the words "diseased morbidly obese"; did you?

there should be a weight limit at mcdonalds,if your over weight they shouldnt serve you.
i would have run her over

I would, but I, unlike her have concerns for my undercarriage.

Ian I might have simply said 'fat' after she did it twice.

Thing is though, the daughter was swearing as bad as the 'mother'* I was actually shocked at the way she was talking and I swear all the time

*used in the loosest possible term. The mother is probably her auntie as well.

i swear lots but if i hear my kids do it,boyy are they in trouble

Yeah. I was actually thinking 'She's bloody lucky Vicky isn't her mother or she'd be getting such a slap for that'.

Quite frankly a horrible beast.

Never mind. I hope she got some sort of bodily fluid in their food in the end.

Kris wrote:Haha. Smells like a top secret mission to me.

I'm appauled though.

I was sat in McDonalds drive thru last night at 11:15 waiting for a good 15 minutes before I finally got to the last window to get my food.

Just as I arrive I see this monsterous beast thundering down the drive thru like donky cong. I deliberately get close to the window but she just shoe horned herself between my car and the window so she could scream about them having the ordasity to put salad in her big mac (can you believe it!?).

Anyway, it ended up in much verbal abuse when her daughter (who I swear can't have been any older than Shawna - even though she looked like she'd just eaten Shawna) fell against my car and I asked her nicely to remove her diseased morbidly obese hand from my cars bodywork and the alfa beast turned around and gave me a mouth full of Flem filled abuse.

Once the staff managed to launch a team on an epic mission to get round the thing and deliver my McFlurry I ended the convosation by calling her a 'Fucking cacker' and leaving her in a cloud of diesel smoke.

Jeez, don't you just hate people like that. She was demanding free food, then after being given her order twice she demanded a refund too. Dirty bitch.

L M F A O !!!!!