Evening Kids

I cannot believe anyone actually wants to deliberately go to London lol.

Oooh, I'm looking forward to the party . It's this Saturday, isn't it? I must fill the car up...

it is peter,the kids are getting all excited now,ive just finished wrapping leonies presents up ive bought all the food and drinks,ive got all the table stuff so i think im all sorted now

Well done, that's quite organised! .

Oh, I've had a look at my Bench stuff and I really don't think any of it will fit Marcus . Sorry

lol i didnt think it would,he is very small but thankyou very much for taking a look anyway peter,it was very sweet of you

No worries .

What time would you like us at yours on Saturday? And are you still positively sure that you actually want us all there? lol

i will be leaving my house to get to the sports centre at around 2pm so aslong as your at mine before then any time is fine
of course im sure,i need adult company but please dont feel that you have to come,if you have other plans thats fine

Nah, I said earlier I don't have a life - of course I don't have other plans lol

Ah good, so I don't have to get up early to be there for like 10 or so lol. If I maybe sort of aim to be there around 1-1.30, how does that sound? And this time I'll beat Kris to that parking spot - I'm not parking 4 miles away again this time!

1-1.30 sounds fine

pmsl at parking if you get here for around 11am the whole lot will be empty as the numpty up the road will be out in his van

right im off out to take marcs mum to get her tattoo

Ha ha, I doubt I'll be there for 11, but I'll get down as early as I can - not too early, though, or I'll only end up getting in your way lol.

Put out some cones - just don't tell Kris it's for me

Ooooh, is it tattoo good to be true?

One of the lecture theatres today was like a bloody sauna, I was very close to going for a snooze.

And Peter, I am going to the doctor's again, my next appointment is Monday afternoon.

Oh, and fridays are now brilliant for me, the mornings are supposed to be spent in labs but what it didn't say on the timetable is that it's only 2 labs for the entire year.

lol peter,you do make me laugh

oh thats good ian,you can be lazy on a friday too

There's also a £1 a drink night in a rather good club on thursdays. I think this is fate telling me I'm supposed to go to it.

Fate telling you to be an alcoholic?

Vicky, I don't try to make people laugh. I'm just naturally... erm... gifted...

Who mentioned excessive volumes of alcohol?

Significant volumes would be a better way of putting it.

Can there ever be anything other than excess amounts of alcohol when it's £1 per drink?

ian you bloody piss head

at least i laugh with you peter,most people laugh at me

vickyxxx wrote:at least i laugh with you peter,most people laugh at me

Awww, I'm sure they don't. If they do, just rip off their arms and jab 'em in the eyes with their own fingers

Aww, no one laughs at you Vicky.

That could be a point Peter. I still have to decide whether to go out tonight or not, I don't think I will. I have to be up at 9 so it would be a good idea to stay in.

awwww thats very sweet of you lot

ive just got back from next doors kids party,i spent as long as i could there,the place is minging

been to my mother's place today and it was minging

she's been given a fresh start with a new house and she's only been in a few months and it's disgusting. i spent ages this morning cleaning dishes, wiping the bench, wiping the cupboards, sweeping the floor. the hob was caked in fat and the tiles were filthy. the place stunk of fat, due to a minging greasy saucepan.

she was in bed all this time. i got her shopping on friday and saturday and i know she's been out but she had no money to give me. so i wrote down what she owes.

she's a lazy, fat, minging, dirty, useless cow and i hate her

................................................................... evening, vicky. how are you, dear?

lmao,i know i shouldnt but it really does make me glad i have nothing to do with my mother.i remember being 8 months pregnant with marcus and visiting her,her place was filthy so i spent 3 hours just cleaning the kitchen,i then told her she was a dirty bitch and told her to clean it herself as i wasnt her skivvy and had my own house to keep,admitidly it was around the time i stopped talking to her so i was probably alot ruder to her but shes a grown woman,she should know how to keep things clean,the same goes for my neighbour

I hate "dirt", a small degree of mess I can deal with so long as it doesn't impede anything.

I only tidy my room about once a week, that's more than enough to keep it how I like.

i agree ian,my house is messy(ive got 5 kids what do you expect)but it isnt dirty(i hope)i clean the floors,i wash the work tops/windows/cooker etc.
there is a difference between messy and dirty,next door is both

I hate going to my elderly uncle's house. It smells like death, and my brother and I always get sent round to do odd jobs. Last time it was taking an old fridge down the stairs, which fair enough he couldn't possibly do himself but he could have asked the guys who brought up the new one to take the old one away.

Heartless as this may sound, but when he dies I am not going in to empty his flat. I feel sorry for whoever the council put in it after because it will still smell of rotting cat piss and shit.

ewwwwwwwww

having said that,when i walked in next door,it smelt like a rubbish bag that had been there a week and not put out now im convinced i smell like it too im going for a bath in a mo